just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I want a musical about memes.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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