Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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