Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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