Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
How external is "for external use only"?
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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