just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
Randomize
