So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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