It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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