Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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