This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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