The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
How does it feel to date your dad?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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