Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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