So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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