i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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