I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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