they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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