Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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