he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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