Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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