i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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