we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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