hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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