with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just invented taco cereal.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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