we're blogging at a bar
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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