your parents love me but you hate me
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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