last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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