There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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