I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
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