He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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