Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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