My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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