Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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