I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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