question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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