dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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