How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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