You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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