Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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