good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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