so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I want her autograph on my taint
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
last night I used snow as a chaser
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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