Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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