Me. At least after what I've been through.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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