Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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