is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I'm always down for nudity.
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