when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
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