ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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