this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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