C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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