I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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