I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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