No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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