Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Randomize
