We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Success! We fucked roommates!
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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