maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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